UD's Most Wanted... HELP!

Now I am no MAC lover by any means. I don't know much about the brand and I own very few MAC products. I try and find similar items and I usually end up doing so and they're usually half the price. As you all know, the bargain shopper in me would expect no less. There is, however, one item that I have been trying to find a match for and I have deemed it physically impossible:

SAINT FREAKING GERMAIN

Conveniently, I can't find this little bitch anywhere. And I am 100% skeptical about getting it off of eBay because we saw how the little Trade Tang incident ended up. And that was down the shitter. So this is where you guys come in handy because you're both wonderful and you love makeup. If you guys own a gently used Saint Germain, a new one, or you know that your MAC counter has one.. I am totally looking for someone to do a swap with. If any of you can help me out with this, please shoot me an email ( kelspot@gmail.com ).

I will love you forever.