Okay so the highlight of my day thus far has been the karma driven revenge that the afternoon news alerted me of. Let me give you a little background on this situation, we are now time traveling back to 1997 when I was in the 5th grade:
In the 5th grade, we had a secret santa amongst my class. Everyone had another member of the class and was responsible for buying them a $5 gift in honor of the holidays. I had another girl in my class and got her a little stocking filled with a cookies & cream Hershey bar (which was new and cutting edge at the time, TYVM) and a peace sign keychain (also very cool). When it came time to exchange gifts on the last day of school before break, I gave my girl her present and watched my best friend open her present before I even received mine. My BFF at the time, Lindsay, got this SWEET beanie baby turtle keychain and immediately named it and held it sacred. Just then, a boy in my class (Lonnie) comes over to me and hands me my "present".. Now, it was clearly a clothing box and keep in mind - I was four feet tall and roughly 60 pounds. I was not close with Lonnie, and he was one of those kids you could never tell whether or not they even knew you existed. I opened the box and what do I find? An XXXL (note the THREE x's) WOMEN'S SIZE SWEATER with multi colored LEAVES all over it. I was speechless. My friends got a good laugh out of this, but it did not phase Lonnie. So, while everyone else played with their keychains and ate their exclusive cutting edge chocolate, I sat at my desk with a sweater that could be tailored into a 3 piece suit for me, at the time.
So what do I see on the news today? Lonnie is wanted. They found a simple handgun, $2,000, weed, and (here's the clincher) - 50 BAGS OF HEROIN in his car. The car kills me though.. If you're going to carry all of this illegal shit around - don't drive a lime green Cadillac.
Oh, and also don't ruin Kelli's 1997 CHRISTMAS.. YA JERK!
Oh, and also don't ruin Kelli's 1997 CHRISTMAS.. YA JERK!